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MAY CONTEST WINNER
I am pleased to announce the May contest winner is Alid for his humorous look at dating. I'm sure you will all join me in congratulating him and I hope everybody had a good time reading the entries.
DATING BLUES
Submitted by alidzain on Fri, 2015-05-08 03:45
Let me tell you the dating game can be tough
I know this is true because I had it rough
The first seemed decent to me
until I learnt she was once a 'he'
with the adam's apple clearly in sight
and a voice that gave me a fright!
Another was slim in cyberworld
and a body beautiful enough
and when I see her fats in real world
I can't run fast enough!
The third claimed to be shorter than me
and when we met, I wanted to cry
because she was a giant to me
and my confidence turned into a fly
I'm feeling traumatic and weary
I'm beat and looking sorry
for now, no more dating sites for me
they've shown me liars in reality
Comments
Sparrow
Mon, 2015-06-01 19:09
Alid
I shall enjoy the holiday in the Sahara for the second prize, your trip into the dating game was great well done,
Yours as always, Ian
.
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Unconditional love to you all.
"Learn to love yourself first"
Yours as always, Ian.T, Sparrow, and Yenti
alidzain
Tue, 2015-06-02 09:59
Hello Ian
thank you very much. I never think I could write a humorous poem before but now I realized it is not impossible as long as I believe in myself.
Alid
lovedly
Tue, 2015-06-02 13:20
well u enjoy your date as a MAY winner
as I enjoy my dates eating with her
our dinner
I'm also a winner
we got a date
to mate and eat it all on a plate
you enjoy STANS BAIT
right
well congrats for the winners poem
alidzain
Tue, 2015-06-02 13:41
thanks, loved
for the comments.
Alid
raj
Tue, 2015-06-02 13:51
Congratulations Alid...
Congratulations Alid...
Regards...
raj (sublime_ocean)
alidzain
Tue, 2015-06-02 16:47
Thank you ,raj. Alid
Thank you ,raj.
Alid
Rula
Wed, 2015-06-03 03:23
Congratulations brother
.
❤❤❤❤❤❤
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alidzain
Wed, 2015-06-03 12:42
Salam, Rula
shukran.
Alid