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John Thomas
Have you ever met a man like John Thomas
Such a strange little geezer ?
When you treat him coldly he shrinks away,
He’s so flaccid and yielding.
Have you ever met a man like John Thomas
Such a sweet fella ?
Treat him with care and he is,
Perpendicular, he stands proud.
Have you ever met a man like John Thomas
He’d do anything for a joke?
When he has his beer goggles on,
he’d give anything a poke.
Review Request (Intensity):
I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Last few words:
I Know that in the USA Geezer means an old man, but the UK the word is used to mean just a man, it is mostly used by people from London, although it has filtered down into general usage.
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Comments
lou
Sun, 2011-03-06 05:32
Shirl
We both know who or what John Thomas is lmao !!!
love LOU
Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!
KINGZOMBIE
Sun, 2011-03-06 05:15
I think this is naughty, lol
I like it lou, I'm not sure if its what I think it is but if it is its quite witty.Wow, did that make any sense, lol.I just woke up not too long ago, so please excuse.Nice write lou;-)
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lou
Sun, 2011-03-06 05:26
I think you are right
LOL made plenty of sense.
thanks
louise xx
Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!
lou
Sun, 2011-03-06 05:53
Xena
Have you met a man like John Thomas ? LOL
Love Lou
Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!
Candlewitch
Tue, 2011-03-08 11:38
Dear Lou,
The title gives it away! Thanks for the laugh... with this very witty piece (about anticipation of getting a piece) LOL! I loved the last lines, just like Shirl.
love, Cat
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lou
Tue, 2011-03-08 12:55
Cat
I'm glad I could give you a laugh.
love lou
Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!
lou
Tue, 2011-05-03 14:36
Awwww
Ian don't worry, I'm not laughing at you pmsl.
Lou
Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!
lou
Tue, 2011-05-03 15:23
Thanks shirl
Haven't been around much due to problems with medication for my parkinsons disease.
Miss u as well.
Love Lou
Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!
scribbler
Tue, 2011-05-03 17:06
LOL
I am very close to him, yet know him HARDLY at all lol................scribbler
lou
Tue, 2011-05-03 17:56
Lol
Really ? You do surprise me Stan !!! lmao
Lou
Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!